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【銷售與管理】12個趣味經濟學段子,你造嗎?

點擊次數:449 發布時間:2018-9-7 14:54:17

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1、擇偶觀

安徽快3 MEIGUOYOUWEIJINGJIXUEJIAFABIAOLEPIANLUNWEN,CONGJIAOYIXUEJIAODUFENXIZEOUGUAN。JIARUBANANREN、NVRENFENWEIABCDSIZHONGYOUXIUCHENGDU,NEIXIANZAIDEXIANZHUANGJIUSHI,ANANXIANGZHAOBNV,BNANXIANGZHAOCNV,CNANZHAODNV,SUOYIDNANJIUSHENGLE。FANZHI,NVRENFANGMIANQUEBUTONG,JISHI,ABCDNVDOUXIANGZHAOANAN。ZUIHOUJIEGUOSHISHENGXIAANVHEDNAN。JINGJIXUELIYOUGEANLI:LIANGGERENZAISENLINLIYUDAOYIZHIXIONG,NEIMEDUISHOUBUHUISHIXIONG!ZHIYAOBILINGYIGERENKUAIYIBUJIUSHENGLI。


2、博弈論與追女生

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3、“天下沒有免費的午餐”由來

ZHEJUHUAZUIZAOYOUJINGJIXUEDASHIFULIDEMANTICHULAI。TADEBENYISHIJISHINIBUYONGFUQIANCHIFAN,KENIHUANSHIYAOFUCHUDAIJIADE。YINWEINICHIZHEDUNFANDESHIJIAN,KEYIYONGLAIZUOQITASHIQING,BIRUTANYIBI100WANDESHENGYI,NIBASHIJIANYONGYUCHIZHEDUNFAN,JIUSHIQULEZHEXIEBENLAINENGYOUDEJIAZHI。ZHESHIJIHUICHENGBENDEGAINIAN,YIQIANNIZHIDAOMA?


4、經濟學笑話

KETANGSHANG,JIAOSHOUJIANGSHOUJINGJIXUE:“HEWEIDIYICHANYE?WEINIU,YANGYANG。HEWEIDIERCHANYE?SHANIU,ZAIYANG。HEWEIDISANCHANYE?CHINIUROU,HEYANGTANG。”YOUXUESHENGWEN:“NEIME,WENHUACHANYENI?”JIAOSHOUYANJINGYILIANG:“WENDEHAO!BUKUISHIANDEHAOXUESHENG。”RANHOUHUIDA:“SUOWEIWENHUACHANYE,JIUSHICHUINIUPI,CHUYANGXIANG!”


5、窮人稅

安徽快3 JINGJIXUESHANGYOUGESHUOFAJIAO“QIONGRENSHUI”,ZUIDIANXINGDESHIMAICAIPIAODERENDADUODOUSHIQIONGREN(JINGCHANGMAICAIPIAODEXIONGDIBUYAOJIEYI),ZHESHITAMENCHENGSHOUNENGLIHEZHIFUNENGLIFANWEIYINEINENGGOUSHIXIANCAIFUJUZENGDESHAOYOUJIHUI,DANZHONGJIANGBIJINGSHIXIAOGAILV,CHANGQIYIWANG,XISHUICHANGLIU,CHUDEDUO,JINDESHAO,JIUQUANDANGJIAOSHUILE。


6、帕累托分布

安徽快3 BAQUANSHIJIEMEIGERENYONGYOUDECAIFUCONGDADAOXIAOPAIQILAI,YIBIANSHIYIGEXIANXIDANGAOSONGRUYUNDETOU,LINGYIBIANSHIMANCHANGDEYIWANGWUJI,DIAIDERANGRENJUEWANGDEWEI。ZHEYANGDEFENBUZAIJINGJIXUELIBEIGUANMINGWEI“PALEITUOFENBU”。


7、幸福公式

安徽快3 JINGJIXUEZHONGYOUGEGONGSHI:XINGFU=XIAOYONG:QIWANGZHI。RUGUONINANYOUFAJIANGJIN,NADAO1000KUAI,KENIQIWANGTAGEIZIJIMAI10000KUAIDELVBAO,1000CHUYI10000,XINGFUGANZHIYOU0.1。DANRUGUONIDEQIWANGSHIRANGNANYOUQINGZIJICHIDUN200KUAIDEXICAN,1000CHUYI200,XINGFUGANSHI5。YAOHUODEAIQINGZHONGDEXINGFU,ZUIHAOBUYAORANGYUWANGYINGXIANGNIDESHENGHUO。


8、長線投資

YINVHAINAZHUSANJIAOQIANLAIDAOGUAYUANMAIGUA,GUANONGJIANTAQIANTAISHAO,BIANXIANGHUNONGXIAOGUNIANGLIKAI,ZHIZHUYIGEWEICHANGDADEXIAOGUASHUO:“SANJIAOQIANZHINENGMAIDAONEIGEXIAOGUA”,NVHAIDAYINGLE,XINGGAOCAILIEDEBAQIANDIGEIGUANONG,GUANONGHENJINGYA:“ZHEGEGUAHUANMEISHU,NIYAOTAZENMECHINI?”NVHAI:“JIAOSHANGQIANZHEGUAJIUSHUYUWOLE,DENGGUACHANGDASHULEWOZAILAIQUBA。”


9、快樂痛苦四原則

YICIJIAN75YUAN,HEXIANJIAN50YUANHOUJIAN25YUAN,XUANNAGE?YICIDIU75YUAN,HEXIANDIU50YUANZAIDIU25YUAN,XUANNAGE?SHIYANZHENGMING,DUOSHURENXUANFENKAIJIAN¥75,YIQIDIU¥75。ZHEJIUSHIJINGJIXUEDEKUAILETONGKUSIYUANZE:①nGEHAOXIAOXIYAOFENKAIFABU;②nGEHUAIXIAOXIYAOYIQIFABU;③YIGEDADEHUAIXIAOXIHEYIGEXIAODEHAOXIAOXI,FENBIEGONGBU;④YIGEDADEHAOXIAOXIHEYIGEXIAODEHUAIXIAOXI,YIQIGONGBU。


10、什么是投行

YOUYIGETOUXINGCAINIAOWEN:“SHENMESHITOUXING?”QIANBEINALEYIXIELANSHUIGUOWENTA:“NIDASUANZENMEBAZHEXIESHUIGUOMAICHUQU?”CAINIAOXIANGLEBANTIANSHUO:“WOANZHAOSHICHANGJIADAZHECHULIDIAO。”ZHEWEIQIANBEIYAOTOU,NAQIYIBASHUIGUODAO,BALANSHUIGUOQUPIQIEKUAI,NONGGEPIAOLIANGDESHUIGUOPINPAN:“ZHEYANG,ANZHAOJISHIBEIDEJIAGEMAIDIAO”。


11、網聊

DANGNIJUEDINGSHANGWANGLIAOTIAN,ZHEJIAOCHUANGYE;SHANGLAIYIKANMMZHENDUO,ZHEJIAOSHICHANGQIANLIDA;DANGGYEBUSHAO,ZHEJIAOJINGZHENGJILIE;NIJUEDINGXIYINMEINVYANQIU,ZHEJIAODINGWEI;NISHUONIYOUSHUAIYOUYOUQIAN,ZHEJIAOCHAOZUO;NIWEN“SHUIXIANGHEWOLIAOTIAN”,ZHEJIAOGUANGGAO;NIYOUWEN“YOUMEINVMA”,ZHEJIAOSHICHANGDIAOCHA;YOU200RENTONGSHIDA“WOSHIMEINV”,ZHEJIAOPAOMOJINGJI。


12、停車

FUHAODAOHUAERJIEYINXINGJIELE5000YUANDAIKUAN,JIEQIWEILIANGZHOU,YINXINGDAIKUANXUYOUDIYA,TAYONGTINGZAIMENKOUDELAOSILAISIZUODIYA。YINXINGZHIYUANJIANGTADELAOSILAISITINGZAIDIXIACHEKULI,RANHOUJIEGEIFUHAO5000YUAN。LIANGZHOUHOUFUHAOLAIHUANQIAN,LIXIGONG15YUAN,YINXINGZHIYUANFAXIANFUHAOZHANGSHANGYOUJIBAIWAN,WENWEISHAHUANYAOJIEQIAN。FUHAOSHUO:15YUANLIANGZHOUDETINGCHECHANG,ZAIHUAERJIESHIYONGYUANZHAOBUDAODE。

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